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September 15, 2011

Who Says There's No Good News?

Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle | Reuters

The precise roll of the Fudgesicle in the awakening of Cage is left to the imagination.

Posted by Vanderleun at September 15, 2011 9:13 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Nobody knows why the fudgesicle rolls.

*ahem*

Personally, I'd be much more curious if he were awakened by a naked man-eating fudgesicle, but maybe that's just me...

Posted by: Julie at September 15, 2011 9:42 AM

Actually the "man" with the fudgesicle was Chaz Bono, who wanted to talk to Cage about how the "Moonstruck" love scenes between Cage and Chaz's mom warped him/her for life.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at September 15, 2011 2:34 PM

Warped 'them' for life. It was prolly Cage's agent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExfV_xKaiM

Posted by: Jewel at September 15, 2011 7:22 PM