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September 24, 2011

E Warren "Perfesser"

"Just by looking at her, you know Elizabeth Warren has three cats and a collection of “world music” on her iPod. She’s got at least seven handmade shawls, each purchased from representatives of a different Native American tribe (an experience she describes as “authentic” and “transcendent”). She’s spiritual, but not religious. Her kids take lessons on instruments like the harp (the violin being “too commercial”), and they have names like Petal and Maximilian. Her husband is a lobbyist or a lawyer for a nonprofit, and of course he has a different last name. He probably has a pony tail and definitely sports a beard. They both wear sandals year round."-- Tenured Ignorance | academiczoology

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Maybe she has a girlfriend.

Posted by: ahem at September 24, 2011 11:26 AM

Well, I was just going to call her homely and mannish, but that works, too.

Posted by: Andy at September 24, 2011 1:03 PM

Hate to slow you when you are on a roll, but Ms. Warren has no crunchy in her. She is a mother and a grandmother, but she is not the last of the fun fat girls. She is just a very conventional liberal lawyer. She looks sour and I am sure she is a straight razor. But, you can, and should, oppose her because her politics are just what you would expect from a Harvard Professor.

Posted by: Fat Man at September 24, 2011 2:18 PM

Fat Man, she cannot be that which you said without a crunchy center. Sans that crunchy core, they flop over for that is their spine.

Posted by: Peccable at September 24, 2011 4:30 PM

She makes that case for affirmative action for ugly people, anyway. Elite Leftists, bitterly clinging to their entitlements and their social justice religion, HATE the private sector because "that's where all those icky frat boys and shallow sorority girls go."

Posted by: RedCarolina at September 25, 2011 10:11 AM

It is not necessary to attack Elizabeth Warren's looks. The real problem is her beliefs. Let's focus on the important things, shall we?

Posted by: anita at September 26, 2011 5:39 AM

Posted by: Jewel at September 26, 2011 11:19 AM