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July 15, 2011

Nothing is "Shovel Ready" Anymore

What we have now are "keyboard ready" projects:
contracts that start armies of already-employed white collar bureaucrats pushing proposals and specifications around in dizzy little circles.  Not much comes out in the way of jobs — but money is spent, briefs are filed, and emails fly. That's the blue model for you: sixty years of non-stop progressive improvements, and we’ve lost the ability to put young people to work. -- Via Meadia

Posted by Vanderleun at July 15, 2011 11:18 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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He's describing the Department of Circomlocution from "Little Doritt."

I myself am a circomlocutor drone, for which I am paid, if not handsomely, than at least well above the national median. I assist circomlocutors in their pseudo-important tasks, and they praise me for my skill. I smile and have another cookie.

Circomlocution City, on the banks of the Potomac, is a very busy, self-important place, although I fail to grasp the importance; I just want the paycheck.

If you suckers, who have already figured out the scam, find a way to put an end to all this, I will be fine; my skills are transferrable to non-circumlocutor environments. The circomlocutors, on the other hand, will have to open up hot dog stands.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at July 15, 2011 2:05 PM

When the last lawyer is strangled with the entrails of the last environmentalist.

Posted by: Fat Man at July 16, 2011 2:04 PM

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