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May 28, 2011

Let no man past a certain age who has eaten spicy foods while simultaneously consuming many beers throw the first stone.

Benefit of the doubt so granted, still you must ask yourself.

If an employee in the private sector had for any reason whatsoever elected to defecate on any sort of personal property of a customer that was not specifically a toilet, and was caught on tape in the act, and the act was widely publicized due to a slow news Friday or whatever, would said employee have any reasonable expectation of his employer welcoming him with open arms the following Monday? If I may be so bold, I think that the answer to that question is fairly self-evident. -- I left your package in the side yard! | westsound modern

Posted by Vanderleun at May 28, 2011 9:56 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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The decline of our society. No decorum, no self respect, no discipline.

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at May 29, 2011 3:56 AM

Always know which way the wind blows.

Posted by: Peccable at May 29, 2011 5:41 AM

Lends new meaning to "going postal."

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at May 29, 2011 5:41 AM

I observed twenty-five years ago, that the entire Chicago Postal system was being staffed by Asian slavers. Good luck finding a clerk or carrier with English as their first language. I assume this fellow was one of those. Newly off the boat, and not yet familiar with Western concepts of defecation. Diversity baby... they tell me, "it's all good."

Posted by: Casca at May 29, 2011 5:57 AM

I'll go with UPS if I wanna find out what brown can do for me.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at May 29, 2011 6:10 AM

America is so worldly now.. like Europe.

Posted by: RedCarolina at May 29, 2011 4:09 PM

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