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May 3, 2011

Deal. And you're probably going to get it good and hard, you ungrateful and stupid son of a bitch

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An Afghan protester holds a banner during a peaceful protest in Kabul, Afghanistan, on Thursday, April 7, 2011.

Clerics at a peaceful protest of about 300 people in Kabul said a U.S. pastor who burned a Quran should be prosecuted and Americans should withdraw from Afghanistan. -- Afghanistan: April 2011 - Alan Taylor - In Focus - The Atlantic
Hey, after we're gone write us a pathetic note when the Taliban put your grandkids on a spit and start turning the crank, okay?

Posted by Vanderleun at May 3, 2011 12:04 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Proof of why Afghanistan is the asshole of the earth and always will be.

Posted by: Blastineau at May 3, 2011 1:24 PM

What we need to do with Afghanistan:

1. Round them all up. All of them. Kill everything that moves on two legs that is not rounded up.

2. All men of military age are to be nutted, and assigned to work groups. The work groups will be sent to Fukashima to do clean up.

2. Boys are sent to be educated by Christians in Africa.

3. Women of child bearing age to be sold to bachelors in China and India. Girls are to be educated by Christians in Korea. When they reach puberty they can be sold also. Women above child bearing age will be sent out as domestics.

4. Afghanistan will be maintained as a wilderness area patrolled by UAVs. Any two legged critters spotted by the UAVs will be blown to smithereens on the spot.

Posted by: Fat Man at May 3, 2011 3:00 PM

FatMan: Just so they get the idea, how about re-naming the place Analstan.

Posted by: Blastineau at May 3, 2011 3:56 PM

Anal? Nope. Refer to item 3. They will be singing soprano.

Posted by: Fat Man at May 4, 2011 11:19 AM

Castratistan! Music to my ears.

Posted by: Jewel at May 4, 2011 7:39 PM

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