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March 8, 2011

"What is best in life?"

A young mother says: "My 6-month-old has an answer for that:
To crush your parents' sleep schedules, to see them flee before your diapers, and to drink the lactations of their women." -- Quotulatiousness

Posted by Vanderleun at March 8, 2011 10:59 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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You have a baby? Do you get ANY sleep at all?

Posted by: Jewel at March 8, 2011 11:19 AM

Damn, Gerard....you better put that top line in quotes or something...people will just stupidly assume, like yours truly.

Posted by: Jewel at March 8, 2011 11:21 AM

Bachmann The Barbarian

What is best in life?

To CRUSH the proggressive's agenda; to see them blithering befo-ahh you: to hee-uhh de lemon TAYshuns of dey ladyboy pahtnuhs

Posted by: Call me Lennie at March 8, 2011 12:09 PM

"What is best in life?" Having wild, uninhibited, hot crazy raw sex, until the cows come home.

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at March 8, 2011 3:04 PM

What if they never come home? What if, instead the chickens come home to roost in the place of the cows?

Posted by: Jewel at March 8, 2011 5:28 PM

I know you've posted this here, before, Gerard, but, heck, once more won't waste anyone's time:

http://tinyurl.com/2g5b2v9

Posted by: Jewel at March 8, 2011 8:13 PM

What if they never come home? What if, instead the chickens come home to roost in the place of the cows?

Colonel Santeria is the answer to the roosting chickens.

Posted by: Peccable at March 9, 2011 4:20 AM

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