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March 7, 2011

Hottest Intern Job Since Monica's

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Description: Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else? If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!
This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network. The internship will focus on executing a social media strategy that will build on the success Charlie Sheen has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter. The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers. You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.-- Charlie Sheen Internship

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Translation:

Successful applicant6 will carry the burn phone, condoms, lubes, and be the drug mule.

Posted by: TmjUtah at March 7, 2011 5:05 PM

I have tigerblood. I keep it with my powdered rhino horn, and ground bull testicles for those days when Viagra doesn't do it.

Posted by: Casca at March 8, 2011 5:53 AM

This is a useful application, of eye salve:

http://tinyurl.com/4h7pfqm

Posted by: Jewel at March 8, 2011 5:31 PM

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