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March 24, 2011
Average American Woman Caught in the Act of Just Being Herself
The bikini-clad Alabama woman was arrested Saturday night on a misdemeanor battery charge after she had a violent meltdown at a beachfront Burger King in Panama City Beach, Florida. Smith’s antics were videotaped by a fellow diner who uploaded his video to the Internet (and, while filming the melee, exclaimed “This is the best spring break ever.”) -- BK Brawler Busted For Fast Food Outburst | The Smoking GunThese weekly food/brawl tapes are rapidly becoming a vast sub-genre on YouTube.
Posted by Vanderleun at March 24, 2011 9:32 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Panama City, FL
Must. Avoid. At. All. Costs.
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at March 24, 2011 10:17 AM
Corey Glover, right? I loved Living Colour.
"...the cult of personality, the cult of personality, the cult of perso-na-lity..."
Posted by: Rich Fader at March 24, 2011 12:27 PM
She takes her fast food seriously.
Posted by: RedCarolina at March 24, 2011 1:18 PM
Don't you just love it when you see civilization go down the cesspool?
Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at March 24, 2011 3:13 PM
Ho' the pickle,
Ho' the lettuce,
Insane bitches
Really upset us.......
Posted by: Blastineau at March 24, 2011 3:33 PM
In fairness I must say I see white people doing this sort of thing all the time. All the time. All the time.
Posted by: Velociman at March 24, 2011 3:45 PM
You are absolutely correct, Velociman. Here in Seattle it's just one Finnish/Swedish brawl over fishsticks after another.
Posted by: vanderleun at March 24, 2011 5:43 PM
I don't see how you can call her an average American woman, she's way prettier, smarter and more articulate than most of us. Plus bonus self-control and class. And it's definitely racist to imply blacks do more shouting and fist waving in public, even if 99% of people with functioning eyes and ears know from experience that it's true.
Posted by: raincityjazz at March 24, 2011 6:02 PM
It's the 99% that give the 1% a bad name.
Posted by: Casca at March 24, 2011 6:56 PM
I would bet you that woman couldn't spell college much less be on spring break from one...
Posted by: Bill Henry at March 24, 2011 9:12 PM
I would bet you that woman couldn't spell college much less be on spring break from one...
I'll take your bet, and I'll win. Think again: there ARE "college students" like her. Like me, you must have gone to college a loooooonnnng time ago.
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at March 25, 2011 1:13 PM
Amazing how much Mr. Roger's neighborhood has changed.
Posted by: vinny at March 26, 2011 5:15 AM
Gah. That mugshot haunts me. I think we've discovered the Missing Link.
Yeah, I went there.
Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2011 6:42 AM
I's never seens no black women with a mullet before....
Posted by: CrazyMunkees at March 30, 2011 6:26 AM