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February 14, 2011

Why Dogs Rule and Cats Drool!


Any animal requiring
an indoor artificial outdoor environment to relive itself in rather than simply using the god damn dog door and shitting in the woods, has not earned the right to sleep at the foot of my bed as a pet in good standing and should just permanently stay the hell outside where nature obviously intended. --Dogs and Cats | westsound modern

Posted by Vanderleun at February 14, 2011 12:40 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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The puppycat comes when called, cuddles, is well behaved, and retires to the exterior for personal hygiene. He will use the litter box so that he may be left unattended if necessary.

He doesn't bark at the moon or offend the mailman.

Posted by: Peccable at February 15, 2011 6:58 AM

I don't have to walk my cat in the fucking rain at 5:00 AM

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at February 15, 2011 9:30 AM

If I ever saw a cat drooling, it would concern me...unless it was a tiger, then it would scare me and maybe eat me.

Posted by: Jewel at February 15, 2011 11:16 AM

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