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January 31, 2011

The Blob


For the last four or five years, The Blob has been in overdrive.
It’s not getting stronger exactly; it’s just spread out more thinly over more acreage. It’s been both amusing and mortifying to watch the President change careers more often than an alcoholic brother-in-law, trying to find something he’s good at besides blowing the rent at the track after a liquid lunch. First he was a shady car salesman, but instead of the old trick of hiding your keys while the finance guy works you over, they took your trade-in out back and poured sand in its engine. He took a flyer on light bulb sales. His short stint as a Real Estate agent was a hoot. -- Maine Family Robinson: Yer Doin' It Wrong!

Posted by Vanderleun at January 31, 2011 10:50 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Binary large objects just creep into every database and make even the simplest operation cumbersome.

I'm sure there's a lesson about life imitating art imitating life somewhere here.

Posted by: Fearless Ferenc at January 31, 2011 12:49 PM

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