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January 22, 2011

Oh Lord Hear My Prayer


My Lord, I know you don't hear from me often and you know I don't like to bother you. I know that, having all of Creation to oversee, that you are a very busy Supreme Being. I am conscious of my shortcomings and my many sins and how unworthy I am to even think to speak to you out of selfish motives. But I ask you, Dear Lord, not just for myself but for a long-suffering people in need of all the political comedy we can find during these dark days, to please grant this tiny plea to let Keith Olbermann take up the soon to be vacant post of White House Press Secretary. Thank you for listening.

Posted by Vanderleun at January 22, 2011 12:01 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

You're having too much fun with this, Gerard.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2011 4:12 AM

"Oh, and while You're at it, Ann Coulter for Sarah Palin's White House press secretary."

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at January 22, 2011 6:29 AM

Can we get an amen for this? Yes we can!

Posted by: Raincityjazz at January 22, 2011 3:00 PM


(You forgot the Amen.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH at January 22, 2011 3:46 PM

Dear Mr. Vanderleun: But then, how could you tell who was the press, and who was the keeper?

Sincerely yours,
Gregory Koster

Posted by: Gregory Koster at January 23, 2011 3:20 PM

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