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January 8, 2011

Not your grandmother's dildo

Man charged with two felonies for making homemade explosive device
According to the criminal complaint, Lester had made some modifications to a sex toy. He put gun powder, BB shot and buck shot from shotgun shells into one with black and red wires that connected to a trigger with a battery port.

There was no battery inside the device.

The complaint went on to say that Lester planned on giving it to one of three women. In each of those cases, the relationship had ended badly.

Also left at the apartment were tools used in the construction of the explosive device, including cords, cables, a small tool kit and two other sex toys.


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Dream date Terry Allen Lester

Posted by Vanderleun at January 8, 2011 9:47 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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I'm going to have nightmares, now.

Posted by: Jewel at January 8, 2011 5:42 PM

I mean, seriously. I would never have put grandmother and dildo in the same sentence. Now my ribs hurt from laughing so hard.

Posted by: Jewel at January 8, 2011 9:01 PM

Wow. He has issues.

Posted by: RedCarolina at January 9, 2011 6:36 AM

The government can't take a man's dildo. What about separation of crotch and state?

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at January 9, 2011 9:38 AM

Oh, dear. That needs to be put on some progressive protest sign.

Posted by: Jewel at January 9, 2011 11:25 AM

Marketing idea: the kildo™.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at January 9, 2011 11:37 AM

Bangin' 'em out, ain'tcha, Bob!

Posted by: Jewel at January 9, 2011 1:21 PM

Here, Bob, try this marketing slogan on for size and see how it hangs:

Dr. Dildare's Kildo! Nails her every time!

Posted by: Jewel at January 9, 2011 1:26 PM

"I don't want relationship, I just want BANG BANG BANG!"

Posted by: Rich Fader at January 9, 2011 5:49 PM

That certainly will be a new IUED.

Posted by: Peccable at January 10, 2011 6:56 AM

No, see, you guys have it all wrong: he was really just trying to add some fireworks to his love life.

Posted by: Julie at January 10, 2011 10:57 AM

I can't believe no one here has come up with "lester the molester" yet...

Posted by: Cheezburgrrr at January 10, 2011 2:35 PM

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