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January 21, 2011
Door. Ass. Bang. Olbermann resigns MSNBC to spend more time with his penis
Keith Olbermann Out At MSNBC, Final ‘Countdown’ Broadcast Is Tonight"MSNBC and Keith Olbermann have ended their contract. The last broadcast of “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” will be this evening. MSNBC thanks Keith for his integral role in MSNBC’s success and we wish him well in his future endeavors."Rumors that Olbermann will form the distaff side of a "Palin-Olbermann, 2012" ticket are being neither confirmed or denied by both parties.
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That's a lie, Gerard. Everyone knows he ain't GOT one.
Posted by: Jewel at January 21, 2011 7:20 PM
Best news I've heard all week.
Posted by: flyoverpilgrim at January 21, 2011 7:59 PM
Now Jewel, Keith does too have a penis. It's just that Rachel Maddow removed it from him quite some time ago and has been wielding it about town unrestrained and unprotected, so considering the diseases and all he doesn't really want it back. After she too is axed by Comcast, the roving appendage will be needing another home. Isn't there a sheriff somewhere around Tucson who could use an upgrade to the 2.5 inch model?
Posted by: raincityjazz at January 21, 2011 10:22 PM