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January 19, 2011

Brown Appoints Linda Ronstadt Secretary of Song

As California's Secretary of Song, Ronstadt, the former Queen of Rock,
is now responsible for encouraging the use of singing in the workplace, the home, and at the opening of wind farms. "I will lead California to a new green prosperity," said the governor at a recent press conference, "while, at the same time, Linda will lead the state to a higher consciousness through pro-active melody." Brown defined 'pro-active melody' as "happy songs that make you glad to be paying some of the highest taxes in the nation." --Interesting News Items

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"Apparently, Brown wanted Lady Ga Ga as Secretary of Song. However the controversial artist was eliminated after meeting with the governor and responding to all his questions by dry humping a mop handle."

In other news, runner-up for the new California State Song was the old standard Darkness On The Delta, tentatively re-titled Who Smelt It Dealt It.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at January 19, 2011 12:48 PM

This is a joke, right?

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at January 19, 2011 2:28 PM

In California, everything is a joke, except for the invasion from the south.

Posted by: Peccable at January 19, 2011 5:13 PM

Hm . . .

Posted by: Joy McCann/Miss Attila at January 20, 2011 12:01 AM

To quote the only funny line Garrison Keillor ever wrote, "Stop it! You're making stuff come out of my nose!"

Posted by: Mike Anderson at January 21, 2011 5:32 AM

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