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January 26, 2011

A Putz and His Pit


Soon to be gerrymandered out of his Ohio House seat,
Rep. Dennis Kucinich shows a group of lawyers the olive pit that attacked him in the House cafeteria. The winning bidder, Andrew R. Young, from the firm Nurenberg, Paris, Heller & McCarthy, promised Kucinich a $150,000 judgment, and a Waring blender, while charging just a 30% champerty fee. A lot of this is hearsay, but Kucinich is such an asshat it's hard to know which part. -- Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

Posted by Vanderleun at January 26, 2011 10:41 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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An olive pit is not a hazardous substance. It occurs naturally in olives, and a bottle of pitted olives will often have one with a pit. It is just a hazard of life and not the basis for a claim of damages.

Second, everyone Dennis' age breaks a tooth every so often. I've had all of my second molars crowned because of such breaks. Those are the breaks, as they say.

Third, Dennis is a worthless PoS, he wouldn't be worth $150K dead.

Posted by: Fat Man at January 27, 2011 2:21 PM

Any thruth to the rumor that Kucinich is the illegitimate son of Howdy Doody?

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at January 27, 2011 3:07 PM

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