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December 17, 2010
Worst Song in the History of the Known Universe
Even though this was, in many subtle ways, financed by the Stimulus, unemployment extensions, NEA grants and other sources of taxpayer money just hosed out onto the lame, halt, and mentally ill, you really, REALLY, do not want to view this clip at work or at home unless you have understanding coworkers and family. Even then, you DO NOT WANT to experience this. EVER.Posted by Vanderleun at December 17, 2010 4:15 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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You know what would be cool, Gerard? If someone would translate that into Yiddish. That's what would be cool.
Posted by: Jewel at December 17, 2010 4:51 PM
Did you need a penicillin shot after watching this?
Posted by: Jewel at December 17, 2010 4:52 PM
Did you wash your eyes-ington out?
Posted by: Jewel at December 17, 2010 4:56 PM
WOOOO HOOOO!
That was the all time most bitchenest video of all time!
Great, awesome, forking fantasmariffic!
Cool has been redefined. Can I get a download? I want that in hi-def. Hell, it oughta' be in 3-D Imax. Can you sat Grammy award?
(C'mon, Jewel, you know you really liked it) ;)
JWM
Posted by: jwm at December 17, 2010 5:01 PM
Ahh, nothing like a traditional, sentimental Christmas song.
Think I'l go listen to one.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2010 5:50 PM
I feel guilty for contributing to the decline of civilization by watching that. However, I couldn't watch the entire video.
Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at December 17, 2010 6:02 PM
Too bad the Nobel committee has presented the awards for this year.
Posted by: Roger.45 at December 17, 2010 6:57 PM
The getup she(?) is wearing was enough for me. I'm not pushing that button. Nobody can make me.
God I want to push that button...
Posted by: westsoundmodern at December 17, 2010 7:19 PM
The great works of the Renaissance, of the Dutch Masters, were produced by artists working for patrons. Patrons who could shorten an artist by about a head or so if the artist was completely crap.
Perhaps that is what we are missing today. Patrons. With capital (in all meanings of the word) authority.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at December 17, 2010 7:34 PM
and they put warning labels on cigarettes.
Posted by: tommy mc donnell at December 17, 2010 8:21 PM
41 Seconds.
And they are building an eighth level of Hell just for me...
Posted by: TmjUtah at December 17, 2010 9:30 PM
(Removing latex gloves) Well, that was interesting. Thanks for the warning, with proper aseptic procedures I was able to endure a good 63 7/8 seconds of the performance.
Posted by: chuck at December 17, 2010 10:04 PM
That's the ugliest tranny in the world. Well, with the possible exception of J. Edgar.
At least J. Edgar had good taste in clothes.
Posted by: Lance de Boyle at December 18, 2010 12:46 AM
But what if I'm not attracted to her cat? I'm not a machine; there needs to be some kind of connection or it ain't happening.
Also, at the 4:05 mark she implies that she listens to Loverboy.
Also, she's a he.
Hat trick!
Posted by: Cameron at December 18, 2010 1:22 AM
You know, we'd expect this from Velociman. . . but I learned from him (the hard way)to NEVER click the vid.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at December 18, 2010 6:42 AM
Proof positive that your NEA grant money does not go to waste. This performance cost the taxpayers a mere $56,000.00.
JWM
Posted by: jwm at December 18, 2010 8:28 AM
Notice how she didn't make it "Happy Kwanza for my....." I do have the feeling though, that she was singing directly to Ron Karenga when she was pointing to her "Kwanza basket."
Posted by: Blastineau at December 18, 2010 9:10 AM
And?
Posted by: Alan Kellogg at December 18, 2010 10:29 AM
Meh.
Posted by: pbird at December 18, 2010 3:35 PM
Took the advice and didn't push the button. The still was bad enough.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at December 18, 2010 4:50 PM
Every time you watch this video, an angel not only loses it's wings; it gets summarily defrocked, and goes postal!
Posted by: Guy S at December 18, 2010 4:54 PM
Too funny. How do I find itnon YouTube? I'd like to email it to friends and family for Christmas.
Posted by: Ashen at December 19, 2010 5:23 AM
What? Don't double click.
Posted by: Jewel at December 19, 2010 7:16 AM
Gerard,
That was ... without a doubt ... the most completely... absolutely... unbelievably... I just cant finish the thought.. my mind needs to heal... MY EYES>>> MY EYES>>> THE HUMANITY!!!! ARRRffgggghhhh
Posted by: Bill Henry at December 19, 2010 9:29 PM