« Alas, none of my readers qualify | Main | SF Chronicle Endorses Deep Throating Pelosi »

October 29, 2010

A peek inside the "moderate Muslim" minds in the Maldives

Ah, the Maldives. So exotic. So romantic. Until you find out what the Islamic locals are saying about you in their own language: Foreign couple mocked as “infidels” and “swine” throughout resort’s ‘wedding ceremony’

“Before buggering a chicken, check if the hole is clean. That is because the people of the countries that you are from are familiar with the taste of the ****holes of chicken,” he chants, still with hands held over the couples’.

“Do not treat with kindness people against whom violence is being committed. Commit more violence against victims of violence. You are not people who have been sent to this world to commit violence.”

He begins to chant loudly about “black swine”, stringing insult after insult and delivering it in the same rather ominous tone that Maldivian religious figures choose to deliver their sermons in.

“You fornicate and make a lot of children. You drink and you eat pork. Most of the children that you have are marked with spots and blemishes… these children that you have are bastards,” he continues solemnly.

Posted by Vanderleun at October 29, 2010 9:16 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

Just goes to show that you don't actually need to be in a fraternity to play dumb-ass frat-boy jokes.

Posted by: John F. Opie at October 30, 2010 2:40 AM

Just goes to show why having the Wrong Reverend Akmal J. Goatraper marrying you is not a good idea. Just saying.

Posted by: bill at October 31, 2010 8:08 AM

Why deal with heathens politely, when a crusade can give better results.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at October 31, 2010 9:07 AM

What a great way to put your country's status as a tourist destination in serious danger of ruin!

The Maldivian government's acts of apology, however many, might not be enough to wipe off the bad reputation caused by this incident...

Posted by: newton at November 2, 2010 10:27 AM

Post a comment

Remember Me?

(you may use HTML tags for style)