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August 21, 2010

Would You Hire This Company for Your IT Security?

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Do they really think things through @ Analify?

At Analify, we recognize every company has its own unique challenges, culture, and philosophy for doing business. Seventeen years of IT Security experience has helped us develop a uniquely proven strategy that ties Security analysis, response, and awareness into a full service solution so your business receives comprehensive, well-balanced, cost-effective security. It’s that simple.
Names that say "We mean business." It's that simple.

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Anal iffy? Indeed; without lots of foreplay...

Really, they have a shitty corporate name.

Posted by: Gray at August 21, 2010 10:53 PM

I wouldn't want to see their business end.

Posted by: Anonymous at August 22, 2010 4:46 AM

Why not colons rather than full stops to separate their three service elements? That would extend the message somewhat and get right into the guts of their business.

Posted by: Frank P at August 22, 2010 6:04 AM

In the end, the name wrecked 'em.

Posted by: Blastineau at August 23, 2010 7:57 AM

"In the end, the name wrecked 'em."

"Rectum? Damn near KILLED 'em!"

Oh COME ON PEOPLE! Like you DIDN'T see that one coming!

Posted by: mmack at August 23, 2010 9:50 AM

[holds envelope to forehead]

Analify.

[Ed McMahon echoes, "Analify".]

[slits envelope, blows it open, pulls out the question...]

What do you want your IT security firm to do to attempted intruders?

Posted by: Rich Fader at August 23, 2010 11:54 AM

You all sound like sixth graders on the school yard...but from the Gifted and Talented class.

Posted by: Jewel at August 23, 2010 1:06 PM

...and our teacher is Debra LaFave....

Posted by: Blastineau at August 23, 2010 2:10 PM

Okay young Master Blasterneau, you're reading assignment is Ray Bradbury:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM&feature=player_embedded

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