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July 9, 2010

The Michelle Obama Speech Template. Downloadable.

Michelle Obama's Mirror sees all, knows all, and tells all:

Here’s our basic speech format. I think it will work pretty well for the oil leak area too:

  • Photo ops.
  • Greetings all around. Miss America smile and wave.
  • Special recognition of anyone really old who’s been working a really long time.(try to sound amazed and awed)
  • Special recognition of anyone who’s recently experienced a work related tragedy.(try to look and sound empathetic)
  • Recognition of how important everyone’s job is.(try to sound sincere)
  • Thank-yous for doing the job you’re being paid to do.(try not to yawn)
  • Wrap it, more Photo ops, hugs, hugs, hugs. Exit.
  • Lunch. (closed press)
You just know the pillow talk is all about the pain of having to speak to "the little people."

Speaking of which, here's one man she could probably smuggle into the White House concealed on her person if he'd just slap a little Brylcreem on his skull:

giantessmichelle.jpg

Posted by Vanderleun at July 9, 2010 7:42 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Her hips are expanding faster than an E. coli bloom at Jack in the Box.

Posted by: Blastineau at July 10, 2010 10:03 AM

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