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July 9, 2010
The Michelle Obama Speech Template. Downloadable.
Michelle Obama's Mirror sees all, knows all, and tells all:
Here’s our basic speech format. I think it will work pretty well for the oil leak area too:
You just know the pillow talk is all about the pain of having to speak to "the little people."
- Photo ops.
- Greetings all around. Miss America smile and wave.
- Special recognition of anyone really old who’s been working a really long time.(try to sound amazed and awed)
- Special recognition of anyone who’s recently experienced a work related tragedy.(try to look and sound empathetic)
- Recognition of how important everyone’s job is.(try to sound sincere)
- Thank-yous for doing the job you’re being paid to do.(try not to yawn)
- Wrap it, more Photo ops, hugs, hugs, hugs. Exit.
- Lunch. (closed press)
Speaking of which, here's one man she could probably smuggle into the White House concealed on her person if he'd just slap a little Brylcreem on his skull:
Posted by Vanderleun at July 9, 2010 7:42 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Her hips are expanding faster than an E. coli bloom at Jack in the Box.
Posted by: Blastineau at July 10, 2010 10:03 AM