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July 21, 2010
TEENS GET HIGH LISTENING TO MEL GIBSON TAPES
NEW YORK, NY: They put on their headphones, drape hoods over their head and drift off into a world of "Mel highs."
A young girl freaks out and leaps up in fear, a teenager shakes violently and a young boy seems to be in extreme distress -- they are all listening to tapes of Mel Gibson ranting at his ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. This is the world of Mel-ing" the new craze sweeping the internet in which teenagers use Mel Gibson's rants to change their brains in the same way as real-life narcotics. -- WWN
Posted by Vanderleun at July 21, 2010 11:26 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Somehow, Gerard, this scene never made the final cut of Harrison Bergeron.
Posted by: Jewel at July 21, 2010 2:52 PM
The REAL danger is when they start Pelosing. That turns their brains to oatmeal. One teen girl I knew (until the men in white coats took over) Pelosied and then went around telling people that paying people not to work for 2-1/2 years was the best way to stimulate the economy and create jobs.
When the judge signed her commitment order he told her that since she was not a Democrat member of Congress, she didn't have the pull to be an oatmeal-brained idiot.
Fortunately, Pelosified brains can be reversed, but it requires weeks of repetitive listening to Ronald Reagan's speeches.
Posted by: Donald Sensing at July 21, 2010 7:42 PM
I've seen kids get high faster than this from jenkem.
I ain't jokin'.....
Posted by: Duncan Idaho at July 21, 2010 7:49 PM