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July 23, 2010

Our Glorious American Socialism

Honestly, our Socialism is awesome.

I can shake down a struggling middle-class family in fly-over country one hour and be throwing back overpriced cocktails in a velvet-draped L.A. eatery the next hour. I can wax-poetic about the Party's commitment to fairness, democracy and the common man one second and then meet behind closed doors as a Super Delegate the next second. I can be both rich and downtrodden, compassionate and ruthless -- and there are suckers out there to foot the bill. And that is what makes it work, Comrades -- the suckers. Some suckers are looking for a handout while other suckers are looking for a backstage pass to rub elbows with us the elect. -- Chairman M. S. Punchenko

Posted by Vanderleun at July 23, 2010 10:50 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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