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July 10, 2010

And the winner of the Bulwer-Lytton 2010 Worst Opening Sentence from a Novel is...

Miss Molly Ringle of Seattle, WA! Her prize winner is:

"For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss--a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil."

Posted by Vanderleun at July 10, 2010 7:56 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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I have always felt I could win this prize if I entered.

Posted by: Jewel at July 11, 2010 12:11 PM

Ewwww.

Posted by: Dazed at July 11, 2010 12:32 PM

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