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April 11, 2010
"What they all think of as some kind of Utopia
— on my planet, and Ike’s planet, we call that “jail.” That is what we need. A special jail. Part of the reason 2010 is shaping up to look like a promising election year, after all, is this growing feeling that there are indeed two cultural halves of our country, and the wrong half is being driven underground. So let’s go the other way. We should have one single Supermax prison for the entire country, and put all these people into it — the stoners, the gang-bangers, the feminists who are upset that Michelle Obama is being made to look like a proper, effective and content housewife. The peaceniks, the enviro-weenies, the socialists who don’t want to be called out as socialists. They don’t like freedom anyway, so they’d probably be happier that way. -- House of Eratosthenes
Posted by Vanderleun at April 11, 2010 7:52 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
It would be a really big jail. Are we doing anything with South Dakota right now?
Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 12, 2010 8:43 AM
Sturgis is in So. Dakota. Guess what happens when you turn some tens of thousands of Harley riders loose on a bunch of envirohippies?
It ain't pretty.
JWM
Posted by: jwm at April 12, 2010 12:08 PM
Depends on what you mean by pretty, jwm.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 12, 2010 6:23 PM
Please don't punish S. Dakota!
Just ghettoize these freaks into their favorite enclaves, like university districts, and cities like San Fran and Seattle (sorry, Gerard, we'll make you a highly-paid warden!) as well as burroughs like Manhattan and places like the Hamptons. Be sure to seal them off and disenfranchize them.
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at April 14, 2010 3:34 PM