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April 7, 2010
President Obama's Chief of Staff explains his plan for re-energizing the economy and preventing future recessions.
"President Obama's administration has been working diligentlyto perfect what is often seen as a crude and much maligned concept of an economic system that can provide not only positronic endibulation, but also supply inverse bilateral erapsilance, thereby enabling automatic synchronization of actuarial credisrodicants.
"We refer to this groundbreaking fiscal emarsifoliation technique as the Obamanation Destrafulating Rescamulator and believe its introduction to the current economic recession will bring instant antidismarnication and redistribulation not only to Wall Street but to mortgage lumorizators and loan gefinerationists all across the torminic spectrum."
"The basic premise of our nation's fiscal system has always been, of course, reliptification and dehusticating, but in the absence of proper fedeglation, a dreaped fenata can occur almost without warning, throwing reminatusilage and gradofleximission into deep scintillious egrappocation, or if you prefer, a classic nopped fenata." -- Grouchy Old Cripple: From Rahm [HT: Poretto]
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It's been a while since I've seen doubletalk in its natural environment.
Posted by: Pete Madsen at April 7, 2010 6:13 PM
I think I remember having a very similar conversation with my then-wife when she demanded to know where I'd been for a day-and-a-half.
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at April 8, 2010 9:32 AM