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April 19, 2010

I need an invention

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What I need, what I really, really need, is a long-distance thought-controlled flying Wad-O-Socks®. I need this so every time some brain dead bozo like Bill (Heywood Jablome) Clinton open his yap to flap pap, I can just vector the Wad-O-Socks® into the his blathering gob with a JATO assist. I wouId like to buy several gross of this item. I will pay real folding money for them.

Posted by Vanderleun at April 19, 2010 4:42 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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It takes real effort to be unfit to serve as ex-president.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at April 19, 2010 6:07 PM

Not apparently. Carter is unfitter now than he was when he was president. When he was first de-elected, he had his tail twixt his legs and didn't muster up enough courage to really really bad mouth a sitting president til Geo. W stoled the election of 2000, and again in a a landslide in 2004. He seems to be effortlessly unfit.

Posted by: Jewel at April 19, 2010 6:20 PM

I don't know. Since Carter always looks constipated, one must assume that he's putting in some effort.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at April 19, 2010 6:31 PM

Back in the day, an ex-President just assumed it was improper to run his mouth about the nations business. Truman, Eisenhower, Reagan, two Bushes. But Jimmy and Bill represent the new American. Can't shut up, can't stay still, can't imagine the world without him in it.
Eisenhower went to the White House to spank Kennedy over the Bay of Pigs, but it never went public, never could have. Eisenhower was an adult.

Posted by: james wilson at April 19, 2010 6:43 PM

Great minds think alike. Except where my irritant is teevee commercials too loud, convertibles with the top down that go boom boom, and little kids whose parents haven't taught them manners. Yours is blathering idiots who feel your pain.

Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at April 19, 2010 7:14 PM

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