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April 30, 2010
Citizen Gore
Today, almost as legendary, is California's Montecito, the world's largest private environmental pleasure ground. Here a private mountain was commission and successfully built! 500,000 trees, 70,000 tons of cement, and 14 acres of seal fur carpet are the ingredients of this regal domain. Painting, pictures, Oscar statues, the very stones from many another palace from Earth's finest antiquities! A collection so vast it can never be appraised. Enough for 100 eco-museums, the loot of the planet. Montecito's livestock: the whales of the ocean, the fowl of the air, the beasts of the plain and jungle. A private Noah's ark of the world's rarest creatures awaiting the feasting table of Montecito's lord and ruler! Like the Pharaoh, he leaves many stones to mark his grave. Since the pyramids, Montecito is the costliest monument man has built to... himself!Here in last week was held 2041's grandest and strangest funeral. Montecito's land-lord was laid to rest, a potent figure of our century. America's Kubla Khan -- Albert Arnold Gore. -- iowahawk: Citizen Gore
Posted by Vanderleun at April 30, 2010 8:21 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.