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March 7, 2010

What to Get a Woman Who Has Everything (Or an Inept Boyfriend)

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This mouse is called the "G-Spot."

I am not even effin with you. Where to find the mysterious spot of pleasure’s center? With which woman will it be found? Can it be found? These are all questions. Is this spot to be found within devices? Perhaps a mouse? And if so, what would happen if that spot were found? -- G-Spot Mouse by Andy Kurovets » Yanko Design [Item Rescued from the endless scroll of KA-CHING!]

Posted by Vanderleun at March 7, 2010 12:49 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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If any woman thinks that thing will help her boyfriend find the Source of All Astonishment she's even more clueless than he is.

If somebody's gonna market something with that name on it, it oughta at least be something that requires you to get your fingers inside it. They probably woulda named it The Clitoris but nobody was sure how to pronounce it.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at March 7, 2010 5:02 PM

Silly Rob, everybody knows it's "klay-tore-iz."

Posted by: vanderleun at March 7, 2010 5:24 PM

How are you supposed to work the mouse with your tongue?

Posted by: charris at March 7, 2010 6:50 PM

I hate to tell you this (actually it brings me great, sadistic joy) that no woman will buy that sort of thing. We already -- ahem -- have the real object, and none of us need a plastic model of it to remind us what it looks like. Also it looks really difficult to use unless you have tiny fingers with short nails.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at March 7, 2010 9:26 PM

Any woman who would buy it is probably married to one of those men whose mousepads sport breasts... to prevent repetitive strain injuries, ha ha.

Posted by: Little Miss Attila / Joy McCann at March 7, 2010 9:33 PM

Posted by: Rob De Witt at March 8, 2010 4:57 AM

"How are you supposed to work the mouse with your tongue?"

Just run through spelling out the alphabet and you'll be fine.

Posted by: vanderleun at March 8, 2010 9:44 AM

"Just run through spelling out the alphabet and you'll be fine."

I thought it was hum the alphabet.

Crap, that certainly explains my love life.

Posted by: tim at March 8, 2010 10:01 AM

Brings a new level of meaning to the expression "clicky love".

Posted by: Rich Fader at March 9, 2010 12:30 PM

It's blood red, Gerard....I am NOT touching it.

Posted by: Jewel at March 10, 2010 12:24 AM

Since when did the G-spot become a clitoris?

Posted by: monkeyfan at March 14, 2010 10:29 AM

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