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March 7, 2010

Resolved -- "Water is Wet." National Debate Ensues

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Exhibit A: Click to enlarge for closer study


3. Sarah Palin says water is wet, drawing from her experience helping out with Todd’s fishing business, and is promptly ridiculed all over the place for being an unsophisticated fish-gut covered crazy Eskimo whore.

4. Barack Obama delivers an inspiring speech, says water has never been wet, and manages to work in one of the “Let Me Be Clear,” two of the “Make No Mistake,” one of the “For Far Too Long We Have,” six “Uh”s and He manages to mention Himself an astonishing thirty-six times.

5. All kinds of Sunday morning pundits declare this latest one has got to be Obama’s BEST SPEECH EVAR! --- Join in the fierce debate @ House of Eratosthenes

Posted by Vanderleun at March 7, 2010 7:51 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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