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March 24, 2010
Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt
When asked by the medical assistants, the man said he wished to die and that it was an ancient way to take one’s own life. The man is recuperating at the hospital after doctors removed the zucchini that was left in his rectum. -- Asia One News [Whew, that was a close one.]Posted by Vanderleun at March 24, 2010 5:21 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Rectum? Nearly killed him!
I know...but just couldn't resist...
Posted by: Blastineau at March 24, 2010 6:41 PM
When I worked in an ER to help pay for college, we had one young lady come in with a bottle stuck up her wahoozie. The word went around the hospital that we had a patient in the ER with a Coke bottle up inside her. I hate rumors. It was NOT a Coke bottle. I had seen the X-Ray, and could tell, unequivocally, that it was a 7-UP bottle. For some reason no one believed me, so I made bets.
When the bottle was finally removed, I collected around $40 bucks.
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at March 25, 2010 2:32 PM
Don Rodrigo,
"Fresh and clean, no caffiene?"
Posted by: Cheezburgrrr at March 25, 2010 2:46 PM
The hell you say!!!!!
Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at March 26, 2010 4:00 AM
A prime example of taking Macrobiotics a wee bit too far...He mistook the "yang" energy of zucchini for wang energy.
Posted by: monkeyfan at March 26, 2010 10:22 AM
Speaking of medical implants:
http://drwes.blogspot.com/2010/03/case-of-appropriate-inappropriate-shock.html
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at March 26, 2010 3:38 PM
Hmmmm, a shockingly good idea that!
Posted by: monkeyfan at March 26, 2010 4:09 PM