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March 9, 2010
Buddha Found Dead in Road
SANTA MONICA, CA - Police are investigating the murder of Gautama Buddha, also known as the "enlightened one,"who was found beaten and strangled outside a meditation center on Ocean Park Boulevard. "We're thinking this was a crime of opportunity," said Detective Phil Gomez. "Maybe even a hate crime. Someone met the Buddha on Ocean Park, maybe didn't like his long ear lobes, or thought his beads were faggy or disliked pudgy people, whatever." Fourteen members of Divine Awakening Temple and Pilates are being detained for questioning. -- Interesting News Items:
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Makes me hungry for an ice cream koan.
Posted by: Kurt at March 10, 2010 8:07 PM
What is the sound of a rocky road?
Posted by: monkeyfan at March 13, 2010 8:56 AM