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February 25, 2010
Modern Love
by Sharing Time
“All of our agents are helping other customers. Please stay on the line and we will be with you shortly,” said the automated lady voice as music played in the background.
“I love you,” I said to her.
“All of our agents are helping other customers. Please stay on the line and we will be with you shortly,” she repeated.
“Did you hear me? I said, I love you.” I started crying.
“All of our agents are helping other customers. Please stay on the line and we will be with you shortly.”
“It’s like talking to a fucking brick wall with you! I’m pouring my feelings out here and all you can say is, ‘please stay on the line’? Do you not remember the years we’ve spent together! The good times and the bad! Remember when I introduced you to my parents over speakerphone? I never felt closer to you that night,” I told her.
“All of our agents are helping other customers. Please stay on the line and we will be with you shortly.”
“Baby, I need you. Say something else.”
The music stopped. I heard a clicking noise.
“Hello, this is Monica. How can I help you?”
“You can’t! It’s not the same with you!” I whispercried.
I hung up.
Posted by Vanderleun at February 25, 2010 3:03 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.