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February 22, 2010
BlondeStar
Posted by Vanderleun at February 22, 2010 12:07 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
The end of the audio was cut off, with the line, "BlondeStar: Always On Because You're Always Blonde."
Posted by: Stephen B at February 22, 2010 8:28 AM
I told my 19 year old blonde irksome middle child to go and warm the car up, because it was so damn cold outside. After about 15 minutes, I prepared to leave, and opening the door, I noticed no appreciable noise coming from the '92 Saturn. The lights were on, but the engine wasn't.
I asked Irksome if she'd bothered to START the car. She responded that no, she didn't want to run out of gas, so she just turned on the heater and the lights. Wasn't that helpful of her!
She saved me gas and deadened the battery.
Posted by: Jewel at February 22, 2010 9:49 AM
Blondes do too know how to use all that beepy stuff. Tapes go in the GPS, the keys are for punching a bigger sippy hole in the coffee, and when the red lights go on, you use your cell phone to call 911 and tell them to make the man who bought it all for you come FIX IT.
And people think we're stupid!
Posted by: raincityjazz at February 23, 2010 6:57 PM
These started as Onstar spoofs that a comedian did for a morning radio drive-time duo.
I have the original four .mp3s if you're interested.
Posted by: WWWebb at February 23, 2010 10:17 PM