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January 2, 2010
Most Terrifying Prediction for 2010
43. They’re going to breed an even smaller dog. It’ll be informally known as a “pocket puppy.” They’ll make special sweaters for stupid girls and women who can tuck several pocket dogs away along the length of their arms. And she will have music wherever she goes… -- House of EratosthenesBut... no.... NO!... THEY'RE ALREADY HERE!
UPDATE: In a girly-man fit of pique, Morgan has sent in this obvious fake picture and claims it is him. Since it can clearly be seen that the photograph was taken in the Jurassic this is clearly not the case. We're sticking with the certified portrait with "Mr. Pluffy."
Posted by Vanderleun at January 2, 2010 10:41 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
Ick! I like big dogs.
Posted by: retriever at January 2, 2010 11:48 AM
My cats are bigger than that girly-canine.
Posted by: Connecticut Yankee at January 2, 2010 3:04 PM
Ick! Big cats.
Posted by: Western Chauvinist at January 2, 2010 4:54 PM
If it's too small to hurt my cats, and it barks at intruders, I want one.
Posted by: Tarragon Rose at January 2, 2010 5:56 PM
Prediction:
Dog rings on one hand, cats rings on the other.
Doesn't matter when. You know it's coming.
Posted by: Ricky Raccoon at January 3, 2010 6:01 AM
Ding! And we have a winner!
Posted by: vanderleun at January 3, 2010 6:27 AM
Finally putting a face to the intrepid Morgan F! Morgan, you are adorable and especially so with that little chih...chi..dog. So good to see what you look like. I like your looks as my mother used to say.
Posted by: Webutante at January 4, 2010 7:59 AM
Finally putting a face to the intrepid Morgan F! Morgan, you are adorable and especially so with that little chih...chi..dog. So good to see what you look like. I like your looks, as my mother used to say.
Posted by: Webutante at January 4, 2010 8:00 AM
Sorry, that isn't me. Don't know where Gerard got it. And the "mini-pups" I had in mind were roughly the size of Hostess Twinkiestm...
The receding hairline is an apt parallel, though.
Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at January 4, 2010 1:44 PM
Thanks, Morgan for un-cute-ing yourself. How odd of Gerard for giving that impression. Perhaps he was distracted or playing with his chain saw while writing.
Posted by: Webutante at January 4, 2010 3:46 PM
Here you go. Not a single adorable little yip-dog in sight:
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/1660/jurassicarcher5pp.jpg
Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at January 4, 2010 6:40 PM
Well now, that's more like it: Morgan of Wild Kingdom. Thanks for truth in sidebartizing, and you're still, if not exactly adorable in the same way, certainly a fine looking real guy. Mr. Vanderleun need not make excuses for you again with some poopy, artificial propaganda. I'd sue if I were you.
Posted by: Webutante at January 4, 2010 7:20 PM
Any person who can bowhunt in the Jurassic but still feel the need for a purse dog is due for a hormone booster if you ask me.
Posted by: vanderleun at January 4, 2010 7:36 PM
Now, now, calm down Mr. Wonderful.
Posted by: Webutante at January 4, 2010 7:38 PM
Yeah, that almost looks like jealousy.
Photoshop this: http://www.peekinthewell.net/blog/perps/
Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at January 4, 2010 8:50 PM
Think Gerard is having a little good fun with us...well at least with you....and we with him....
Posted by: Webutante at January 5, 2010 4:44 AM
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute :)
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