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December 29, 2009

You've got stupid questions? Charles Johnson's got stupid answers

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Charles "I'm writing as bad as I can" Johnson opens his current Obama rimming session with:
"All of the wingnut blogs are screaming that in his statement about the Northwest 253 terror attack, President Obama called the alleged terrorist an “isolated extremist.”
Leather-chaps clad Little Green Snowballer Spare O'Lake asks cluelessly :
"I agree that he didn't mean that the terrorist acted alone. So what the heck DID he mean?" [Translation: "I accept, o great leader, that 2+2 does not = 4, but tell me, pray, what does it equal? And please smite me not!"]
And because there are still a few days left to win the Moronic Answer of the Year Award Johnson emits...:
Well, if you stop trying to find something evil in it, his statement is amazingly clear: the terrorist was "isolated" on the plane, as in, he was the only terrorist on the plane.
And with that.... Bing! We have a winner!
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Item, illustration, and attitude courtesy of the ever popular Transsylvania Phoenix: Charles Johnson Hits Bottom, Digs who reads Johnson so we don't have to.

Posted by Vanderleun at December 29, 2009 2:35 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Hah. My first belly laugh in a week. Great post.

Posted by: GW at December 30, 2009 12:23 PM

I checked. My God. He really did say that.

Posted by: Daniel K Day at December 31, 2009 2:54 PM

Hey, would I lie to you about things of so little importance?

Posted by: vanderleun at December 31, 2009 3:17 PM

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