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December 2, 2009

Tiger's Wood

Who would have thought a hot former Swedish au pair wielding a golf club

over the prone semi-conscious body of an international superstar multi-gazillionaire in the middle of the street next to a wrecked Cadillac SUV would attract this kind attention, especially when the Tiger Woods franchise made clear its desire for privacy by telling the cops to pound sand and most certainly did not license the public release of any highly personal and private bimbo voicemails. -- Jules Crittenden サ Current Events Commentary

Posted by Vanderleun at December 2, 2009 1:41 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Send her to jail. Seriously.

Posted by: RKV at December 2, 2009 7:51 PM

Poor Tiger. Really - I have a lot of sympathy for public figures whose private problems get air time... but, the hubby and I got a few laughs over his cover story. His wife "rescued" him from his SUV at the end of his own driveway by smashing out the back window with a golf club and dragging him onto the pavement? /snort Riiiight.

Posted by: Western Chauvinist at December 3, 2009 5:43 AM

Grammar nazi sez:

Re-read your 3rd grade primer anent run-on sentences and for penance, graphically parse
the 77 word monstrosity that is this post.

Aside from that, good point :)

Posted by: Robert at December 3, 2009 9:46 AM

Okay, my next Clue guess is "Tiger Woods, in the driveway, with a 5-iron."

Posted by: sherlock at December 3, 2009 6:55 PM

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