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December 4, 2009

I Am Proud to Lead You Men to the Nearest Off-Ramp

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Now I want you boys to do your nation proud.

No killing, no dying, and make sure you're at the car pool pickup shelter at 5:30 sharp so we can all get back home in time for my re-election campaign. I'll be right across the street at Starbucks negotiating a peace partnership with some of the moderate Taliban leaders, so I don't want to hear about any shenanigans. -- iowahawk

Posted by Vanderleun at December 4, 2009 6:54 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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A Quick Surge followed by a Quick Pullout.

Obama has invented the "Catholic Birth Control Counterinsurgency Strategy."

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at December 4, 2009 12:03 PM

"Catholic Birth Control Counterinsurgency Strategy." As a Catholic this is where I am supposed to post a 1500 word po-faced essay on why your characterization of Church doctrine is not correctg. Unfortunately, I have to clean up all the coffee that spewed on the keyboard and then go make breakfast for my 42 children.

Posted by: AnneCr at December 5, 2009 4:58 AM

Anne:

Please make still more children; they are needed to save western civilization.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at December 5, 2009 1:52 PM

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