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December 10, 2009

Dumb Local News About Global Warming

Headline writers having a good time: BOVINE STUCK IN FROZEN CREEK

PORT ORCHARD, Wash. – A rescue is under way to rescue a cow that was trapped in a frozen creek in South Kitsap County. It's happening just south of Port Orchard near Lider Road and Blackjack Creek.
Video from SkyKING shows the cow has been moved to dry land. Several people are rubbing the cow, presumably to keep it warm.
Or, since it's out in Port Orchard, it could just be foreplay.

Posted by Vanderleun at December 10, 2009 12:08 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

I was in Port Orchard yesterday and I would like to assure you that it was not I that was fondling the cow...as far as you know. Besides, we out here in Westsound prefer the term courting regarding our livestock rather than your crass cityfied inference of foreplay. Additionally, anyone but an urban fool knows that the time for this "courting" is while the animal is still trapped in the ice rather than after. A guy could get hurt afterall.

Posted by: westsoundmodern at December 10, 2009 12:41 PM

Is Port Orchard near Enumclaw?

Posted by: Fat Man at December 10, 2009 2:24 PM

Actually the time to "court' a cow is when she is trapped in a stall, preferably hobbled. Were you all deprived of common sense or raised in the city, for Pete's sake?

And what's wrong with a few good-looking farmboys rubbing you up with a towel, anyway? It's cold out, I could go for some of that myself.

Posted by: Askmom at December 11, 2009 6:18 AM

Having relations with a cow is a pain because you have to climb off the stool and walk all the way around everytime you want to kiss her.

Posted by: Milwaukee Mike at December 11, 2009 6:34 AM

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