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August 2, 2009

You're Maureen Dowd, and you're scared.
Sure, the face in the mirror has dried around the eyes and the mouth -- but you're of Irish stock, you know, and they're known for that white and fragile complexion. Nothing that your favorite moisturizer, Creme de la Mer, a mere $130 an ounce at the preferred store of the women of the Times, Saks Fifth Avenue, can't handle. And, of course, a ban on updating the headshot accompanying your column; not that you care, just that you have better things to do than sit for a photo of a face that hasn't changed in a decade, right? -- Stuart Schwartz @ American Thinker

Posted by Vanderleun at August 2, 2009 1:42 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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