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July 7, 2009

Zombie Bucks: It's not over. At midnight tonight they're going to dig Jackson up and take him on a world non-dancing non-singing tour. Michael Jackson's Zombie '09 Tour: Viewing tickets, $25. Viewing and Kissing tickets, $50. Operators are standing by! And after the Michael Jackson Zombie Tour '09 is done, the family will part him out and sell the chunks on eBay as "Holy Relics."

Posted by Vanderleun at July 7, 2009 4:13 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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