July 29, 2009
A cop, a professor and the President walk into a bar.The bartender asks the cop “What’ll it be?”
The cop says “the usual.” The bartender hands the cop a bottle of beer then asks the professor the same question.
The professor says “the usual.”
The bartender places a napkin in front of the professor, puts downs an iced glass and pours a bottle of beer into it, then he turns to the President and asks, “and you sir?”
The President says “the usual.”
The bartender picks up the professor’s drink and puts it in front of the President, serves a round of drinks to all the patrons in the bar, and gives the tab to the cop.
-- Via Matthew M @ neo-neocon
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