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Public Service Notice:

Do not ingest fish tank cleaner under any circumstances.

Or any grade of gasoline for that matter.

And avoid media pundits from now on who pushed this gross & dangerous distortion.

Thank You.

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  • Gordon Scott March 24, 2020, 6:19 PM

    Aaarrgh, but Rick Wilson bees a pirate, matey! He be extra rough and tough.

    If you don’t recognize the line above, google “Rick Wilson Pirate”

  • Brother John March 24, 2020, 6:48 PM

    “The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn’t grow up to have kids of his own.”

    –George Carlin

  • mmack March 24, 2020, 7:26 PM

    Gerard,
    But what if I just drink Regular 87 Octane, instead of the “Premium” 92?

  • jwm March 24, 2020, 8:41 PM

    Easy.
    Spray old sock with Lysol. (or gasoline, Raid flying insect killer, Ammonia, or carbon tetrachloride if ya still got some around)
    Insert mouth & nose into top of sock.
    Breathe deep for a few minutes, or until you start seein’ shit.
    Works every time!

    JWM

  • Steve Myatt March 24, 2020, 10:23 PM

    “Orange man BAD….” is getting very old…will the country please stand up for this GREAT man to be President another 4 years?

  • H March 25, 2020, 4:06 AM

    Tide Pod Challenge for adults (“and a child shall lead them”).

  • Stargazer March 25, 2020, 5:10 AM

    We have a new Darwin Award winner!

  • norskeguy March 25, 2020, 6:48 AM

    ya can’t fix stupid

  • Jack March 25, 2020, 8:01 AM

    Who else, in this entire nation, has matched that level of pure stupidity only to have his “other half” suggest that he was following instructions from the President??

    It really doesn’t matter what this dead doofus ingested and as a matter of fact I applaud him for finally putting an end to what I suspect was one helluva harem-scarem life. This final act of ignorance gave him exactly what previous time and circumstances failed to provide.

    Bon Voyage, or whatever

  • James ONeil March 25, 2020, 11:42 AM

    Alas, nobody is thinking of the poor tropical fish floating belly up ’cause this guy drank their tank cleaner!

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