Aaarrgh, but Rick Wilson bees a pirate, matey! He be extra rough and tough.
If you don’t recognize the line above, google “Rick Wilson Pirate”
Brother JohnMarch 24, 2020, 6:48 PM
“The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn’t grow up to have kids of his own.”
–George Carlin
mmackMarch 24, 2020, 7:26 PM
Gerard,
But what if I just drink Regular 87 Octane, instead of the “Premium” 92?
jwmMarch 24, 2020, 8:41 PM
Easy.
Spray old sock with Lysol. (or gasoline, Raid flying insect killer, Ammonia, or carbon tetrachloride if ya still got some around)
Insert mouth & nose into top of sock.
Breathe deep for a few minutes, or until you start seein’ shit.
Works every time!
JWM
Steve MyattMarch 24, 2020, 10:23 PM
“Orange man BAD….” is getting very old…will the country please stand up for this GREAT man to be President another 4 years?
HMarch 25, 2020, 4:06 AM
Tide Pod Challenge for adults (“and a child shall lead them”).
StargazerMarch 25, 2020, 5:10 AM
We have a new Darwin Award winner!
norskeguyMarch 25, 2020, 6:48 AM
ya can’t fix stupid
JackMarch 25, 2020, 8:01 AM
Who else, in this entire nation, has matched that level of pure stupidity only to have his “other half” suggest that he was following instructions from the President??
It really doesn’t matter what this dead doofus ingested and as a matter of fact I applaud him for finally putting an end to what I suspect was one helluva harem-scarem life. This final act of ignorance gave him exactly what previous time and circumstances failed to provide.
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
APT 379
Chico, Ca 95926
Green Pants Interior by Klahn
Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
Gerard Van der Leun
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Aaarrgh, but Rick Wilson bees a pirate, matey! He be extra rough and tough.
If you don’t recognize the line above, google “Rick Wilson Pirate”
“The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn’t grow up to have kids of his own.”
–George Carlin
Gerard,
But what if I just drink Regular 87 Octane, instead of the “Premium” 92?
Easy.
Spray old sock with Lysol. (or gasoline, Raid flying insect killer, Ammonia, or carbon tetrachloride if ya still got some around)
Insert mouth & nose into top of sock.
Breathe deep for a few minutes, or until you start seein’ shit.
Works every time!
JWM
“Orange man BAD….” is getting very old…will the country please stand up for this GREAT man to be President another 4 years?
Tide Pod Challenge for adults (“and a child shall lead them”).
We have a new Darwin Award winner!
ya can’t fix stupid
Who else, in this entire nation, has matched that level of pure stupidity only to have his “other half” suggest that he was following instructions from the President??
It really doesn’t matter what this dead doofus ingested and as a matter of fact I applaud him for finally putting an end to what I suspect was one helluva harem-scarem life. This final act of ignorance gave him exactly what previous time and circumstances failed to provide.
Bon Voyage, or whatever
Alas, nobody is thinking of the poor tropical fish floating belly up ’cause this guy drank their tank cleaner!