WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary….
Po-Dunk: The Current Kid Rock Campaign Video
byVanderleunonAugust 22, 2017
Nationalism In Po-Dunk – PA Kid Rock’s people in rural Michigan are giving the middle finger to the conservatives who had stabbed them in the back, and to the liberals who want them blended out of existence. “Po-Dunk” follows the same angry current as that of Michigan’s other native son, Michael Moore, who featured those same people in his unintentionally pro-Trump campaign video. Did you forget about Moore’s “Biggest Fuck You in Human History”? I didn’t.
Yes, on November 8, you — Joe Blow, Steve Blow, Bob Blow, Billy Blow, Billy-Bob Blow, all the Blows — get to go and blow up the whole goddamned system because it’s your right. Trump’s election is going to be the biggest “Fuck You” ever recorded in human history and it will feel good. — Michael Moore
“Po-Dunk”
Momma looking good in some jeans all ripped
Got a baby in her belly and a baby on her hip
Little towheaded rascal peeing off the porch
Daddy got a shotgun looking for a stork
(Oh Lord)
And that’s po (po) dunk (dunk)
Don’t give a flying hillbilly fuck
I said po (po) dunk (dunk)
House full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Love us if you can, sorry if you can’t
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain’t
Po-oh-oh-oh-whoaoh, po-dunk!
Bible by the bed and a bottle sitting pretty
Pigskin on the TV, bacon in a skillet
An old mutt in the yard licking on an itch
Bunch of fake flamingos flocking by the ditch
(Can I get a witness?)
And that’s po (po) dunk (dunk)
Don’t give a flying hillbilly fuck
I said po (po) dunk (dunk)
A yard full of chickens and a barn full of drunks
Love us if you can, sorry if you can’t
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain’t
Po-oh-oh-oh-whoaoh, po-dunk!
Po-dunk!
Put your adult beverage over your head
If you’re bat shit crazy and your neck is red
As the dirt on the road where we all grew up
Sing something with me if you ain’t nothing but…
(You ain’t nothing but, you ain’t nothing but…)
Po (po) dunk (dunk)
Don’t give a flying hillbilly fuck
I said po (po) dunk (dunk)
House full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Love us if you can, sorry if you can’t
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain’t
Po-oh-oh-oh-whoaoh
Po-oh-oh-oh-whoaoh, po-dunk!
Po-dunk!
Po-dunk!
Po-dunk!
Generation upon generation of white boys pretending to be ghetto trash so’s they can feel hip.
Pathetic. And thank you rocknroll.
PA CatAugust 22, 2017, 3:34 PM
Friendly editorial comment: the little rascal in the third line is “towheaded” (has very light blond hair the color of tow [flax]), not “toe headed,” which would be an anatomical curiosity, to put it mildly.
VanderleunAugust 22, 2017, 6:29 PM
Tanks, Kat. Fixet hear butt knot @ da leerics sight eye gott dem frum.
The blonde pole dancer looks like my Irksome Middle Child….sadly. It prolly is her.
Snakepit KansasAugust 23, 2017, 5:03 AM
Didn’t see any Mexicans in that video. Racists.
JoyfulAugust 23, 2017, 6:32 AM
Confession: lifelong michiganian going back at least four generations. Kinda dig the rebel rousing beat but on the whole the message is not great in my opinion.
A month ago my 27 y.o. daughter posted a picture on instagram of herself on a camping trip wearing a flannel shirt, her nearly two-year-old towhead son an her back and 7 months pregnant with her fourth child. The caption: “one baby boy on my back and one in my belly – really can’t wait for them to meet”.
Her family of 5 live on one hardworking man’s salary earned by siding houses. In other words, below the poverty line. And yet, they conduct themselves like the dignified man and woman God intended them to be.
It is hard but possible.
Roger in RepublicAugust 23, 2017, 11:42 AM
Yes, President Trump’s “Fuck You” sounds very good indeed, because he is not talking to me. He is talking to all of you losers.
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
APT 379
Chico, Ca 95926
Green Pants Interior by Klahn
Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
Gerard Van der Leun
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Generation upon generation of white boys pretending to be ghetto trash so’s they can feel hip.
Pathetic. And thank you rocknroll.
Friendly editorial comment: the little rascal in the third line is “towheaded” (has very light blond hair the color of tow [flax]), not “toe headed,” which would be an anatomical curiosity, to put it mildly.
Tanks, Kat. Fixet hear butt knot @ da leerics sight eye gott dem frum.
Kid Rock is the perfect next candidate. I’m all in.
The blonde pole dancer looks like my Irksome Middle Child….sadly. It prolly is her.
Didn’t see any Mexicans in that video. Racists.
Confession: lifelong michiganian going back at least four generations. Kinda dig the rebel rousing beat but on the whole the message is not great in my opinion.
A month ago my 27 y.o. daughter posted a picture on instagram of herself on a camping trip wearing a flannel shirt, her nearly two-year-old towhead son an her back and 7 months pregnant with her fourth child. The caption: “one baby boy on my back and one in my belly – really can’t wait for them to meet”.
Her family of 5 live on one hardworking man’s salary earned by siding houses. In other words, below the poverty line. And yet, they conduct themselves like the dignified man and woman God intended them to be.
It is hard but possible.
Yes, President Trump’s “Fuck You” sounds very good indeed, because he is not talking to me. He is talking to all of you losers.