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On Those Forever Fuzzy UFOS

I see that the furry pie-plates, the fuzzy oblongs, and the eternal soft-focus sky-scooters are back in the news yet again. It continues to be one of the major photographic mysteries of all time that with Google Earth cameras that can show you the cleavage of a busty blonde on the beach the cameras of those jets assigned to defend the nation cannot focus on an alien invader. Still it’s in the grand tradition of UFO photoging. In well over seventy years of photographing UFOS nobody has ever been able to find focus.  The latest serving of this lukewarm BS is

 Navy Says UFO Videos Are Real The U.S. Navy has confirmed that three online videos purportedly showing UFOs are genuine. The service says the videos, taken by Navy pilots, show “unexplained aerial phenomena,” but also states that the clips should have never been released to the public in the first place.

Ooooooooo…… Horseshit! Focus your cameras or fuck off!

Anthony Brode said it best many decades ago with:

“I accept the existence of saucers,
I concede there’s a case
To be made for believing that something’s achieving
the conquest of space;

“I find it completely convincing
Whenever I hear
That creatures from Venus were recently seen
As a spaceship drew near:

“And yet there’s a problem remaining
That baffles me still.
I’m not disagreeing that some super being
Can wander at will

“From one universe to another-
But if it be thus why on earth (so to speak)
Should he bother to seek
Any contact with us?”

— Anthony Brode

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  • Montefrío September 19, 2019, 10:49 AM

    “Ooooooooo…… Horseshit! Focus your cameras or fuck off!”
    That about says all that needs be said.
    I have a beloved former wife who believes in all this sort of thing, sending me videos (I hate the things!) dealing with this and Planet Niburu or whatever it’s called. We converse a lot, happily, because I love her still, a Spanish woman whom I met when she was 43 and still a model for complexion, hair and her cameo-worthy face and trim figure, a woman who could be described as “todoterreno” (all-wheel drive) as in mixing cement or going to a ball with her childhood friend the king’s cousin. Her nickname is the “atomic ant” and for good reason. But this flying saucer and e.t. bullshit has forced me to conclude that I should settle for a voluptuous and housewifey brown woman who knows which end is up and dances! I’m 73, after all.
    C’mon, Klaatu, let’s see what you got! I ain’t holding my breath.

  • ghostsniper September 19, 2019, 11:17 AM

    Ever notice that UFO pix of the 18th century sort of looked 18th century? Like early hot air balloons, with cordage all over the place? Then, in the 1950’s UFO’s looked just like the ones you seen on the 1950’s sci-fi shows, all aluminum “pie pan” shaped? Seems UFO sighting reflect the times they are seen in. If a soi boi in seattle sees a UFO it will have tatts.

    But yeah, if the video is out of focus it’s just so much duck butter.
    And that was out of a many-million dollar gov’t machine?

  • Rick September 19, 2019, 12:24 PM

    Every human from 10 and up has a camera in their pocket 24/7 and no one has a good UFO photo or video? Even a faint glimpse would get 100 million YT views and yet there are none. You have to be crazy to believe in UFOs.

  • David Foster September 19, 2019, 2:12 PM

    What about radar?…the country is blanketed with radars, both military and air traffic control. True, they have blind spots, but these tend to be either at low altitudes or in very underpopulated areas.

    If the UFOs are showing up on radar, then there should be screen grabs of same. If they are showing up visually but *not* only radar, that would also be interesting.

  • Snakepit Kansas September 20, 2019, 10:56 AM

    I wasted 2:45 of my life watching that. UFOs? Bravo Sierra.

  • Denny September 20, 2019, 3:19 PM

    Put both UFOs and Sasquatches On your BS list. Has anyone here yet seen a “Sasquatch video” that wasn’t taken by someone with a 100 year old Brownie camera while riding a rodeo bronco?

  • T September 24, 2019, 8:12 PM

    Jackwads at american digest, actually proud of their lack of spirituality and unquestioning materialism. Same old dead head shit here.