June 14, 2012

Selling Obama: "Hey, honey, let's pick up some tube socks, a leash, and a dog collar!"

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Just another white boy lost in the blues: Obama's CEO: Jim Messina Has a President to Sell - Businessweek. An interesting article in which we learn the roots to everything that is going suddenly, horribly wrong in the Obama campaign.

The day after Jim Messina quit his job as White House deputy chief of staff last January, he caught a plane to Los Angeles, paid a brief visit to his girlfriend, and then commenced what may be the highest-wattage crash course in executive management ever undertaken. He was about to begin a new job as Barack Obama’s campaign manager, and being a diligent student with access to some very smart people, he arranged a rolling series of personal seminars with the CEOs and senior executives of companies that included Apple (AAPL), Facebook (FB), Zynga (ZNGA), Google (GOOG), Microsoft (MSFT), Salesforce (CRM), and DreamWorks (DWA).
Then again, the central problem may be that they're trying to sell tainted goods this time out; tainted with their candidates actual performance. This lackluster product may be the reason we're seeing cheap offer after cheap offer for three bucks. It's the result of this brainiac:

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As for the tube socks, leash, and dog collar.... Well, let's face it, Obama is only one email away from selling lottery tickets to a threeway with him and Messina. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 14, 2012 8:41 AM
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I look forward to the day when I see racks of Obama merchandise on sale at Big Lots. The stuff will be right next to the T-shirts advertising some canceled TV show.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at June 14, 2012 9:32 AM

As Woody Hayes would tell you. It's all blocking and tackling. If you can. You'll win. If you can't. You won't. But Woody was a General. This twerp is a Corporal.

Posted by: Casca at June 14, 2012 11:08 AM

Classiest president ever. (/snark)

Posted by: leelu at June 14, 2012 11:54 AM

All the gold in Christendom couldn't sell the Edsel.

Posted by: Roy Lofquist at June 14, 2012 12:38 PM

I've already seen the Obama Chia busts two-for-one sales.

Posted by: mjazz at June 14, 2012 3:05 PM

So where's Kenny Loggins while all this is going on? No, wait, that Jim Messina had talent.

Posted by: Ed at June 14, 2012 3:27 PM

What is wrong with that man's face ?!?
It looks like he's been using it as a petri dish somewhere in the tropics. Somewhere dark.
I'm not joking, some disease is growing in his skin and I think it's going to erupt soon.

Posted by: Fred at June 14, 2012 5:19 PM
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