March 1, 2005

The Unbearable Lightness of Being a CNN News Bimbo

SHARON COLLINS, ONE OF CABLE NEWS' VAST SELECTION OF BLONDE NEWS BIMBOS, is clearly not ready for day time much less prime time.

About 10 minutes ago on CNN Headline News, Ms. Collins took a report from a CNN reporter in Florida who was summing up the last few hours' moves by Terri Schiavo's parents to save their child through the court "system." After the reporter wrapped up, Ms. Collins looked into the camera with an expression of exasperated sympathy and said, "For a lot of us covering this, it's beginning to feel a lot like Groundhog Day."

You remember Groundhog day as should Sharon Collins. Especially this little moment:

Phil: There is a major network interested in me.
Larry: That would be the Home Shopping Network.

Susan, buff your resume, eat salads, and keep going to the gym.

Posted by Vanderleun at March 1, 2005 12:24 PM
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