December 26, 2014

The Sun: "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my X-ray close-up."

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The Sun Shines in High-Energy X-rays

X-rays stream off the sun in this image showing observations from by NASA's Nuclear Spectroscopic Telescope Array, or NuSTAR, overlaid on a picture taken by NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory (SDO). This is the first picture of the sun taken by NuSTAR. The field of view covers the west limb of the sun.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.

The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."

The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."

The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"

The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"

The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"

{And.... by the way.... happy birthday to me.}

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 26, 2014 12:23 AM
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Happy Birthday

Posted by: Groman at December 26, 2014 1:19 AM

Happy Birthday!
Couldn't help but notice the sky in several shots of the video...and the result of CHEMTRAILS.(the phoney clouds and cloud patterns).
They took the Holiday yesterday. Our sky was azure blue all day. They'll be back spraying today for sure.

Posted by: j at December 26, 2014 3:14 AM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Fletcher Christian at December 26, 2014 3:30 AM

Happy Birthday, Mr Van Der Leun!

Posted by: Punditarian at December 26, 2014 4:23 AM

Older 'tis true, but wiser too.

All the joy, the love, the pains, all worth it in a life well-lived.

Happy Birthday.

Posted by: chasmatic at December 26, 2014 5:34 AM

Happy Birthday, Gerard!

Posted by: Julie at December 26, 2014 5:52 AM

Happy birthday, Gerard. May you have a great and wonderful year to come.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at December 26, 2014 6:45 AM

GVDL: Happy Saint Stephen's Day -- and birthday! You are blessed to have such a mighty saint for your birthday patron. Our Saint is the Protomartyr -- the first, the very first of us to take one for the team. A brief chat with him each day couldn't hurt.

Best wishes on your birthday!

Posted by: Shibes Meadow at December 26, 2014 8:36 AM

Happy Birthday dear friend. I hope you have cake and ice cream, family and friends and presents---and lots of sunshine.

Posted by: Fontessa at December 26, 2014 9:51 AM

Happy Birthday to our great friend.

Posted by: Terry at December 26, 2014 10:23 AM

Happy birthday Gerard.

Posted by: Scott M at December 26, 2014 11:42 AM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Brian F at December 26, 2014 12:35 PM

Happy Birthday Gerard!

Posted by: Dan at December 26, 2014 7:19 PM

Happy Birthday!

Happy Day after Christmas? What a day to have a birthday, were your family and friends just a little burnt out by now, each year?

Posted by: John the River at December 27, 2014 8:04 AM

Happy Birthday, Gerard and may you have a blessed New Year!

Posted by: USS Ben at December 27, 2014 5:06 PM