October 18, 2009

The New Left Gospel: Quotations from #liberalbible

A current Twitter fad is rewriting the Bible (140 characters or less at a time) to a more liberal perspective: #liberalbible . This run of twitter brain jazz often produces some memorable items. Here are just a few out of thousands:

Surely re-distribution and massive taxation shall follow me all the days of my life.

And I will execute great vengeance upon the Right; and the'll know that I'm the LORD, when I'll set Rahm Emanuel upon them.

Blessed are the appeasers...for they shall inherit the Nobel Peace Prize

And G-d said to Obama, you shall lead your people out of Chicago to go to Copenhagen for an ego beatdown.

And on the 38,034,034th day, Man created Botox. And Nancy Pelosi knew it was good.

Do unto others what you think is best for them.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. Unless you're a Kennedy. Or a Clinton. Or Jesse Jackson. Or a liberal in general.

I will fear no evil, for Barack shall meet with them without preconditions.

Love thine enemies and sell out your allies.

Wheresover your wallet shall be, there shall my hand be also.

On the 7th day, Obama created the 57th state!

Come unto Barack all ye who are poor & lazy and he shall give you food, shelter, clothing, and a college education.

For what will it profit them if they gain the whole world but lose the majority in congress?

Then Barack said: “Let there be transparency!" and there was none.

For everything a season under heaven; a time to be born and a time to die- and we will decide if and when either will happen.

Whatever is expensive, whatever is ineffective, whatever increases our power, think on such things.

Posted by Vanderleun at October 18, 2009 2:29 PM
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