January 24, 2011

Religion of "Blow Everyone to Pieces" making converts in Moscow

YouTube - Moscow Airport Domodedovo Terrorist Attack Video - Suicide Bombers Explosion Video - 11/01/24

It's official. The most dangerous place at the airport is now the line while you are waiting to go through "security screening." Look for this to be overcome by the creation of "pre-security security screening." Which will make for a line which will then become the most dangerous place at the airport.

This nonsense will go on until the Department of Homeland Security expands to a point where they will send individual "Security Screening Vans" that resemble bomb-disposal trucks to your home or hotel for pickup. You'll be strip-searched before being allowed to get in the van, of course.

After all, you can't be too careful, can you?

The real solution is to starting draining the Religion of Blow Everyone to Pieces' gene pool, but to even get started with that project will cost America at least one city. And even then it's unlikely the current president will have the stones for it.

In the meantime, just get in the lines to the slaughter.

Posted by Vanderleun at January 24, 2011 11:19 AM
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"And even then it's unlikely the current president will have the stones for it."

He would not go to war against another muslim country.

Posted by: Fat Man at January 24, 2011 2:19 PM

Nor the balls.

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at January 25, 2011 5:49 AM

Those weren't Muslims, they were "militants." Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at January 25, 2011 7:35 AM

Sir, are you suggesting that the gap-jawed yokels manning the metal detectors are not up to the task? I quit eating fast food, not because of the quality, but because of the people I had to communicate with to get it.

Posted by: Casca at January 25, 2011 7:44 AM

The Russians tend to have a more robust attitude to these people than us, so perhaps for now we shall have to settle for eradication at second hand untill we summon up the nerve to undertake the messy inevitable task of putting things to right.

Posted by: Thud at January 25, 2011 4:23 PM

"Draining their gene pool" is right. And using small air-launched, precision-optically-guided weapons is a hellofa fine way to do it. Only too slow.
One solution is to use the most recent Russian bombing to team up: Tell em we won't oppose any method they deem fit. Then later, go back and ask them to approve us upping the ante to, oh, 250 kilotons per drone shot. This will get a lot of attention from all the right people.

Posted by: sf at January 25, 2011 7:04 PM