March 7, 2006

Iran Plays the Extortion Card

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Pay me now for not kill you then.

FOR AN INSANE THUG WHO HATES THE JEWS, Iran's president has certainly learned and lived the meaning of hutzpah. Not content to play nuclear brinksmanship with a world that could reduce his country to a glowing puff of cosmic flatulence in an afternoon, Ahmadinejad now wants to get paid for all those years Iran didn't build a nuclear weapon.

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says the West should compensate Iran for its past suspension of nuclear research as a way of building trust.-- Iran demands nuclear compensation
As the article notes, "Iran's suspension of uranium enrichment two years ago - the basis of his call for compensation - had been voluntary." But really, why should that make any difference to the mind set of this man and his whole demented cohort?

This is straight from the Yassar Arafat Playbook. First you threaten to kill a lot of people and drag an entire region of the world into chaos and war.

This alarms the fat and happy nations of the West and gets a lot of diplomats running their bumper cars around the UN. Studies of this, studies of that, and then you get a fat check from the fat and happy and frightened nations of the west. Then you cash the check and use the money to... kill a lot of people and drag an entire region of the world into chaos.

I've had some passing experience with extortion. It always comes dressed as "If you don't pay me, I'm going to do bad things to you." The problem is that if you pay once you're known to be a mark. The extortionist will then come back to you whenever their need for things, nuclear or not, exceeds their cash on hand. They'll keep coming back until their needs exceed your cash on hand. At which time, they'll get on with the business of doing bad things to you. Only by then, they'll have the money to really get to it.

Will this group of Muslim criminals get a big check from the West? The truth is that we're so craven and sold out politically to these fascists the only question is "How much do you want and can we FedEx it?"

And yes, their nuke making project is still right on schedule. Just because they said they suspended their program of uranium enrichment doesn't mean they actually did so. I said that I had suspended my personal uranium enrichment program (Just to cut back on what I have to pay the power company.) about two years ago too, but my basement still has its green glow at night. Humm, maybe I can get a check as well.

Posted by Vanderleun at March 7, 2006 9:31 AM
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Mr. Iron Balls.

Posted by: Eric Blair at March 7, 2006 11:43 AM

Yea? Well, someone needs to kick that iron sooner rather than later. We can't find Osama, but we defintely know where this guys is. I'll donate a few $ to the effort to take him out. Maybe these guys can do the deed (tounge planted firmly in cheek): http://hitman.us/

Posted by: MarkH at March 7, 2006 12:01 PM

Iron Balls perhaps. But a we learn in the sacred texts of Neil Young, "Rust never sleeps."

Posted by: Gerard Van der Leun at March 7, 2006 2:32 PM

It is times like these when I am eternally greatful to President Bush and his administration for giving those who believe in him and his administration the confident knowledge that the United States will not be swayed by temerarious demands and that radical despots like Ahmadinejad will be put firmly into their place.

Posted by: ChatterBox at March 8, 2006 2:37 PM

In my humble opinion about 9 stragecially placed atomic bombs from one corner of Iran to another and in between would be a good first installment payment.

Posted by: Nomorelies at March 8, 2006 3:42 PM

Sorry, folks. We lose. Too much time has passed. Was a time when we could have done something about Ahmedinnerjacket and the Moooooolahs without resorting to nukes. Now we have two alternatives both of which suck really bad. (1) We can do nothing about these thugs and live with the consequences of a nuclear Iran dominating the region and possibly providing al-Qaeda et. al with bombs; or (2) we resort to continuous day and night strategic bombing, reducing their military assets to dust and inflame the rest of the world. Along with the destruction of most of their nuclear program will be piles of civilian dead. Can you imagine how that would play on al-Jazeera? The Eurabians would of course condemn us to keep their seething Muslim masses from torching half of Europe. How do we deal with this, folks? Ideas? Sleep well.

Posted by: Chester at March 8, 2006 5:49 PM

Metinks word needs at least one huge parking lot with glassy surface.Movement of oil transporting vehicles will have much better access to oil drils.

Posted by: Spindrift at March 14, 2006 3:26 AM

word = world

Posted by: Spindrift at March 14, 2006 3:28 AM