August 4, 2003

Well, we told you so...

This Just In:

RIAA Opens Detention Facility for Suspected File Sharers
Huge Compound Can Handle 3 Million File Sharing Suspects and Their Supporters

Mojave, CA /DenounceNewswire/ -- 25 July 2003 -- Citing lackluster results in its aggressive Subpoena-the-Family campaign, The Recording Industry Assocation of America, or RIAA, announced today it was escalating the war against music file sharing even higher by opening its massive detention facility in the high desert of Movaje, CA. The facility, designed to indefinitely detain up to three million people suspected of illegally or even legally sharing music files on the Internet, consumes 4,000 acres of the desert region some 70 miles north of Los Angeles....

Posted by Vanderleun at August 4, 2003 6:18 AM
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Posted by: eliot at August 4, 2003 9:21 AM

Yes, that should have been obvious. Everything you read on the net isn't true, wot?

Posted by: Shai at August 4, 2003 7:35 PM

oh, of course. :)

Posted by: eliot at August 4, 2003 8:15 PM

They don't call it "the Net of a Billion Lies" for nuttin.

Posted by: Van der Leun at August 5, 2003 8:23 AM